Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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