he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Randomize