i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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