Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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