party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Randomize
