i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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