Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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