Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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