I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I need a beard to bite.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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