I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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