You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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