Moan for me like Helen Keller
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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