Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
