Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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