i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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