There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I wish you could order shots online.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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