I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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