areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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