i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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