so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
a search helicopter?!
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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