Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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