I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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