Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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