I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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