How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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