So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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