Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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