Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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