its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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