office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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