STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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