I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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