can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
i would punch a child for taco bell
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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