Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Randomize