My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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