do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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