i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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