Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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