Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
When did angry sex become our thing?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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