New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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