im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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