are you still at the devil's house?
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
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