I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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