I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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