I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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