So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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