He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
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