So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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