apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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