Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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