Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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