Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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