Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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