My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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